Records

I finally took the time to do an inventory of my records. Not sure why I'm posting it here since no one reads this shit but if you know anyone that has records, or wants records, please pass it along.

And I know no one cares, but it took me a while to get this shit together so i'm fucking posting it.

Vinyl List

A ridiculous day of football

ridiculously awesome.

Come see graf orlock with me

Merry Fucking Christmas


Merry Christmas to all. Sorry about the video quality. Shhhhhh, what's that???? I think I hear reindeer on the roof. !!!insert generic tapdancing on grave joke here!!!

Merry Christmas!!

Dock Ellis 1945-2008

RIP kid.
12 Seasons. 138 Wins 119 Losses. ERA 3.46. World Series ring-1971.

Everyone knows what Dock Ellis was most famous for:
Throwing a no-hitter on June 12, 1970 on LSD against the Padres.
Snopes Verification

Here's a couple lesser known facts:
-He beaned Reggie Jackson in the face in an apparent retaliation for a monstrous home run in the 1971 All Star Game. Jackson was carried off the field on a strecher and claims part of his face was numb for four (4) years.
-Attempting to hit every member of the Cinci Reds lineup to prove a point to teammates in 1974. Prior to the the game he went on record saying, "We gonna get down. We gonna do the do. I'm going to hit these motherfuckers!"
-Was maced by a Riverfront Security guard in 1972 in an argument while carrying a half-empty bottle of wine. Ellis displayed his world series ring but apparently this wasn't enough for the guard who claimed he didn't recognize Dock.
-In the minors, a fan was taunting him with racial slurs, Ellis went into the stands, and tried to hit him with a bat.

The guy had some balls.

Best Albums of 2008

When I was trying to organize this list I began to realize that after the first few the order doesn't really matter. If you want to hear anything please let me know. Most of these are uploaded anyway but there's no reason to post links that no one clicks. This link includes a song from each album listed.

And I'm going to do an order anyway... and count up.

1. Torche - Meanderthal

Hands down the best album that came out this year. Melodic and crushing at the same time and Kurt Ballou did a fantastic job recording it. They're also one of the best live bands playing right now... go and see them and you just might pass out. ;)

2. Mogwai - The Hawk Is Howling

You would think a band that's been doing the post-rock thing for ten years + would get old... and bad. Shit, half the post-rock bands out there I can only stand for ten minutes. But Mogwai continue to forge ahead in a genre flooded with mediocrity. Their sixth studio release isn't their best, but it's certainly one of the best of the year.

3. Gridlink - Amber Gray

Jon Chang managed to put out an album that stacks up with Discordance Axis' "The Inalienable Dreamless". The riffs are better, the sound is better, and I think it actually might be faster. 11 songs in 12 minutes that most of you will hate. But listen to it anyway... it's only 12 minutes for christ's sake.

4. Able Baker Fox - Voices

In 2002, The Casket Lottery and Small Brown Bike did a collaboration "split" ep that caught a lot of attention and was absolutely fantastic. Especially the cover of David Bowie and Queen's "Under Pressure". Well it only took six years but Voices takes the best of both bands and puts it into one album. If you liked either of these bands and haven't heard this you are missing out. I'm definitely looking forward to future releases (hopefully).

5. 5ive - Hesperus

For some reason I thought these two dudes had given up and then out of nowhere comes a new record. I don't know if anything will top their self-titled for me but this is a close second. The production is 1000x better and instead of the building, looping, thickening songs they had on the self-titled this one gets to the point a lot faster. A really nice progression.

6. U.S. Christmas - Eat The Low Dogs

Another band that has been tagged with the Neurosis/Isis comparison (and this time I don't get it). These dudes from the hills of North Carolina deliver some rocking psychedelic metal that isn't exactly uplifting. But it does flow very well and some of the delay-induced guitar riffs are enough to hypnotize you. I've also heard the live shows are a mess... in a good way.

7. These Arms Are Snakes - Tail Swallower And Dove

What makes less sense, the band name or the album name? I can't decide. But no matter how artsy we get, the fact is these dudes put out one hell of an album... again. Which I wasn't saying after the first listen but it grew on me quick. And I'm pretty sure the song "Cavity Carousel" could have been written by Madonna.

8. Made Out Of Babies - The Ruiner

Not only is Julie Christmas really hot, but she has one of the creepiest/best voices ever. Couple that with awesome song writing and good production and you have this beast.

9. Misery Index - Traitors

I used to hate on this band way to much. Probably because they ripped their name from one of the best albums ever. But after I listened to this album and saw them play my opinion has changed. They managed to put out one of the best death metal releases of the year and also put on one of the best shows i've seen.

10. Earth - The Bees Made Honey In The Lion's Skull

With their sixth studio release Earth moved away from the droning doom of their early days to a much more clean and composed, "western" sound. It's slow and actually quite relaxing to listen to. This is as accessible as this band gets... for now.

Lots of good music came out this year and other than those 10 I suggest checking out:

Disfear - Live The Storm (swedish d-beat awesomeness.)
Bongripper/Winters In Osaka - Meat Ditch (chicago noise/doom)
Russian Circles - Station (post-rock that's actually good)
Boris - Smile (these japs rock)
Melvins - Nude With Boots (not as good as 'a senile animal' but still rocking)
Git Some - Cosmic Rock (half of planes mistaken for stars)
Meshuggah - Obzen (this album is insane)
Gods and Queens - s/t (philly rock)
M83 - Saturdays = Youth (is it 1985?)
A Silver Mt. Zion - 13 Blues for Thirteen Moons (13th/1st song rules)

And here is a link for some more songs.

Again, if you want to hear anything let me know. Overall it was a pretty good year for music, and a pretty shitty year for everything else. In 2009 I'm looking forward to the new Mastodon, maybe a new Cave In record, about a million other releases, graf orlock and metallica shows in january, jackson hole, 30, and overall self destruction.

Keelhaul/Backwoods Payback/Jail - Johnny Brenda's 12/10

I was going to write a review for this show but describing live music makes you sound like an asshole. Keelhaul ripped it up, Backwoods Payback still rules and the dude from Jail hates everything.

Sam and I drank a few Kenzingers and I had a wicked bangover the next day.

Expect a new Keelhaul album in '09.

Keelhaul


Backwoods Payback


No horrible pictures of Jail but that dude definitely hates everything.

Santa's Gmail Hacked!!!

click it to enlarge

Phil Anselmo

Dude is so fucked/awesome.

"wool and...... and penis do not go together."

West Conshohocken Wildlife

All these photos were taken from my job site. This photo was forwarded to a Penn State professor who studies wetland habitat. he said that it is the red swap crayfish and is native to lands much farther south. Yet, here it is in Beautiful West Conshohocken, PA.

Big ass snapping turtle. Estimated at 20+ lbs. He'll take your finger off at the knuckle.

Non venemous water snake, was found hiding in our portable dam. It was cold so he really wasn't moving really fast. That is not me holding it.

This 17-inch brown trout was found in less than 6 inches of water. Larger ones have been seen upstream. Again hard to believe stuff like this is around in a stream that averages about 1-foot depth.

This red tailed hawk is commonly seen watching over things. One day he must have killed a possum because he dropped the head in the work area. I had a photo of the head but can't find it right now.

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start

and nothing is #1...

1. You Landed So Gracefully
2. I Know You'll Find Out That I'm A Geek
3. My Argument Precedes Me
4. As Usual
5. Help Me Fix My Bike
6. Is That A Terrible Thing To Say?
7. See You In A Month
8. Time Wastes No Time
9. Muscle, When Will I See It?
10. By Surprise

I listened to this album today for the first time in a very long time. You should listen to it as well. Even if you hate contra... and I think we are missing a select in there.

dl